That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
