i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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