my mouth tastes like poor choices
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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