is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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