i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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