I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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