I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
