The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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