I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I would fuck him just for his dog
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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