I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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