But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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