CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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