she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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