You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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