Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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