How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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