I feel like I'm in dance class right now
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
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I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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