when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
God, I missed his penis.
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