Are we in a gay sports bar?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
True strength comes from lack of pants
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture