It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
