dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
