theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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