i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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