3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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