You really coming over, don't trick.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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