I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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