She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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