Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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