Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
