I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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