you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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