They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I think my moral compass just broke
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