I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
try to milk me bitch
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