He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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