He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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