How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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