Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pray to the hookup gods
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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