So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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