And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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