Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
