Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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As shirtless as possible
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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