Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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