That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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