office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I want her autograph on my taint
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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