STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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