I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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