She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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