This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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