Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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