He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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