Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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