Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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