why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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