That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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