R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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