well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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