YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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