mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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